In the office....
Have you always been this eloquent?
--Me
Just since I met you.--Boss
I'm glad I could raise you up.--Me
Yes Mary, you are the wind beneath my wings.--Boss
Maybe I'm just the wings above your wind.--Me
In the bar....
Can I ask you a question?
--Boy
You just did.--Me
Oh, well can I ask you another question?--Boy
You're going to want a third one now, aren't you?--Me
In art class....
I had trouble with calculus in college
because that was the semester I discovered pot.
because that was the semester I discovered pot.
--Student
I took an AP class in pot in high school, so I was OK.--Me
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