Nov 11, 2008

the candy is telling me bad things

Posted by Mary |

I thought that Dove Promises were supposed to contain words of encouragement. You know, sappy shit about the light within. The instructor has been giving these out as our prizes, and my candy has been encouraging inappropriate behavior.

"naughty can be nice"
"there's a time for compromise. it's called later"


MG said...

Oh my God! Does that guy have any idea how DANGEROUS it could be to push you toward inappropriate behavior?

malfunctionology101 said...

I like when candy tells me to do bad things. Takes away my accountability :)